Captions: "Under one: I tell you, gents, I've seen some pretty stirring things in my day. I s'pose you know that I was with Custer in '76 and only escaped being massacred because I stopped to tie my shoe. Under two: There's always been a great fascination about danger for me. Once I lost a finger and part of one ear while attempting to storm a fort. Under three: And back in the 80s, when I was invading Thibet alone, the Grand Lama captured me and seared out an eye with red hot irons. A year later I lost a leg while attempting to turn the tide of battle at Majuba Hill[.] Under four: But excuse me gentlemen from the Cook County Building, I draw the line on that death trap."]]>